"A River Runs Through It"
two homes ready for refinancing or purchase.
Home #1
"right on the rockes over the river"
Single Room...1100 square inches
Needs roof repaired and a little work.
Unique setting...no other comps.
Appraised at just over $300.
Offered for sale at $390 with new paint inside and out.
Includes backdoor circular portal for immediate exit!
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Home #2
"right on the rockes over the river"
Single Room...1100 square inches
Needs roof repaired and foundation sheered up.
Unique setting...no other comps,
includes rocking chair.
Appraized right at $280.
Offered for sale at $365 with new paint inside and out.
Includes backdoor circular portal for immediate exit!
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TO purchase or refinance click here!
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TO build a pond in your backyard, click here!
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Live, Love, Laugh
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart
man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man +
smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =
pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss +
smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb
boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee =
overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for
a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries
about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a
woman, you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at
all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than
single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION
TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts
used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling,
telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing
to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE SMART GUYS
YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
This could well be the joke of
the year..........
A three year old little boy was examining his
testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my
brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet."
